*does drugs but won’t eat white bread*
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
"i was so worried, i baked a whole cake. and then i ate a whole cake." | broad city
get to know me meme: [3&4/5] favorite female characters ⟶ abbi & ilana (broad city)
rachel skarsten in fifty shades of