Mel's a Philosopher
- Mel: I mean eggs wouldn't be considered breakfast food if it's dinner.
- Me: I don't think the essence of the breakfast food changes. If I'm not a morning person but one morning I wake up happy and ready to go without my usual grumblings have I suddenly become one?
- Me: No chances are I just got laid.
- Mel: So the eggs got laid???
- Me: Exactly
- Mel: But they always get laid!!!